I am thrilled to be able to work with my favorite product again. You have users bulk loading thousands to millions of documents, users updating records during review, and then searches running on top of all that.
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And all those ascending keys? SQL Server is gonna make some real bad judgement calls on those, especially prior to 2014. Sasuke Uchiha, the guy with all the girls falling to his feet. Fragmentation may not matter if you’re reading 1500 pages instead of 1000 pages, but it can sure as heck matter when you’re reading 1,500,000 pages rather than 1,000,000 pages. Index and statistics maintenance can be super important, too. You have 100 terabytes of data and you need to check it for corruption weekly. The challenges that you’re presented with at scale are immense. Not last call for alcohol standards, either. Brennan Huff : Hey Derek, you know whats good for shoulder pain. My other favorite part about Relativity is that they have standards. If you’re a DBA who has watched performance tank because some new search suddenly started scanning the clustered index of your 50 million row, one terabyte Documents table with a wildcard search on Email Body and Email Subject and Email Sender and Email Recipients and Email Metadata for ‘insert super common word here’, I feel your pain. Every case is different, and they often need custom indexes. 19.3k Likes, 180 Comments - Boots and Bear (bootsandbear) on Instagram: Psst, hey you Come closer, I have something to tell you. Though you have to admit, Carby really does steal the show. Hey, I don’t look too bad if I do say so myself. You can’t fix every saved search and workflow immediately, which makes right-sizing hardware super important, but that’s not the only thing. sleepyskele: Psst, hey, hey you, yes youEverybody who reblogs this before may 25th 2019 will get a little cryptid design based on their blog, url. I hope you all have a lovely day love, plumbs. I would love to get feedback on it and I love my art, I want to share it instead of keeping to myself. An ecosystem of posting what you make, sharing what you love. Everybody who reblogs this before may 25th 2019 will get a little cryptid design based on their blog, url, etc. If you’re a DBA who has read the execution plan of a Relativity query where saved searches reference saved searches that reference saved searches that… you get the point! I feel your pain. Posted 3 years ago Pick what song you like better in each battle to get an accurate list. You give lawyers this crazy interface that lets them build just about any search query they can dream of, including some really, really bad ones, and see how SQL Server reacts. The customer support is aces (Hello, Pod One), and the developers are super helpful and responsive.
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Not just because many of the databases I worked with under the software were hundreds of gigs, on up to 9 terabytes, but because the people behind the software really do care about the product. I also started running down the clock on being able to work with my favorite piece of software again.
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